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Does Your Opossum Need a Pedicure? ME Pearl Has Some Grooming Tips.
What the what?! Some lady or reincarnated squirrel or prankster, or something is offering tips on how to groom your opossum’s feet. No, I’m not kidding: She seems to be a true ‘possum lover and would...
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America's First Zebra/Donkey Hybrid Born in Georgia!
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Woman’s Day and Summer’s Eve Tells Women To Wash Their Vaginas if They Want...
That smelly vagina is holding you back, ladies. Wow, really? REALLY? It is 2010 and some asshats at an advertising agency actually greenlit this ad campaign which suggests that a clean vagina is most...
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JFK Airport's No Fly List: Fake Viagra, Chicken Feet, Fruit, Cow Dung...
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Segway Company Owner Drives Segway Off a Cliff
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Stuff You Need: A Bra that Converts into Two Gas Masks
Who Said Science Can’t Be Sexxxy?! Or what about a bra that converts into breakfast?! Dr. Elena Bodnar of the Trauma Risk Management Research Center invented something that could save your life! (But...
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The QRank Trivia iPhone App is RACIST!!!!111one [UPDATE]
Made ya look! (Another senseless race card wasted.) Oh gimme a break, I had to do something to get your attention, because this little story cracks me up. And it actually happened… last night. For...
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Penguins Not Gay, Just Lonely!
Poor Wittle Pengwins. Last year, there was a big kerfuffle over a bunch of gay penguins which where sashaying to and fro in Antarctica (it’s gotta be cold there, dontcha think?). I like to keep...
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Holy fish and fowl, Batman! (Updated!)
Ooookay then, what to write about? /taps finger on chin/ Hmmmm. There is a heck of a lot going on. The swearing-in of the new United States Congress, the heckling of Israel’s Prime Minister and...
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This Goldfish Looks Like Hitler
It really does. I’ve heard of Hitler cats, but Hitler goldfish? Fish fans Chris Schatynski, 27, and wife Sarah, 29, placed the little critter in their tank after four-year-old daughter Ellena won him...
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What the what?! Some lady or reincarnated squirrel or prankster, or something is offering tips on how to groom your opossum’s feet. No, I’m not kidding: She seems to be a true ‘possum lover and would...
View ArticleClik here to view.
America's First Zebra/Donkey Hybrid Born in Georgia!
ZEDONK!1 Wild animal news out of Georgia this week: A donkey and a zebra got jiggy with it (why does no one seem to get jiggy with it anymore? Too nineties??) and this week, Lady Donkey gave birth to...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Woman’s Day and Summer’s Eve Tells Women To Wash Their Vaginas if They Want...
That smelly vagina is holding you back, ladies. Wow, really? REALLY? It is 2010 and some asshats at an advertising agency actually greenlit this ad campaign which suggests that a clean vagina is most...
View ArticleClik here to view.
JFK Airport's No Fly List: Fake Viagra, Chicken Feet, Fruit, Cow Dung...
What is “Crap I have stored under my bed”? Photographer Taryn Simon spent five days and nights sleeping in JFK Airport to photograph all the weird shit that people try to get through customs. Stuff...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Segway Company Owner Drives Segway Off a Cliff
COME ON! If you know me, you know I love me some Arrested Development. In fact, if you read closely, I sometimes slip Arrested Development quotes into my posts. That show is amazing; no matter how...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Stuff You Need: A Bra that Converts into Two Gas Masks
Who Said Science Can’t Be Sexxxy?! Or what about a bra that converts into breakfast?! Dr. Elena Bodnar of the Trauma Risk Management Research Center invented something that could save your life! (But...
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The QRank Trivia iPhone App is RACIST!!!!111one [UPDATE]
Made ya look! (Another senseless race card wasted.) Oh gimme a break, I had to do something to get your attention, because this little story cracks me up. And it actually happened… last night. For...
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Penguins Not Gay, Just Lonely!
Poor Wittle Pengwins. Last year, there was a big kerfuffle over a bunch of gay penguins which where sashaying to and fro in Antarctica (it’s gotta be cold there, dontcha think?). I like to keep...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Holy fish and fowl, Batman! (Updated!)
Ooookay then, what to write about? /taps finger on chin/ Hmmmm. There is a heck of a lot going on. The swearing-in of the new United States Congress, the heckling of Israel’s Prime Minister and...
View ArticleClik here to view.
This Goldfish Looks Like Hitler
It really does. I’ve heard of Hitler cats, but Hitler goldfish? Fish fans Chris Schatynski, 27, and wife Sarah, 29, placed the little critter in their tank after four-year-old daughter Ellena won him...
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